Pregnant women are funny

Okay, okay, before you get on a rant ladies, hear me out. This is funny. Recently the folks at Amy's work bought her a "labor day" cake, which was decorated sweetly and quite a thoughtful gift especially considering it is an office full of "out of the loop" type of men - its a stretch to get them to realize that Amy is really pregnant. Anyhow, so this cake was nice, though full of sugars gallore and not really our style - or so I thought. Today we were generally cleaning things up around the house when I saw Amy cutting up the cake into small pieces as she was putting in the trash. Anybody know why? No? Me neither, until she lets me in on the logic. Apparently if you cut up the cake into small enough pieces that each piece touches some part of actual trash you will not be tempted to later sneak over to the trash can and break of some cake that still seems sanitary enough to eat? Makes sense. If your pregant. I am sure that you will all hear plenty about my own idiosyncrasies soon enough, Amy is likely to want revenge.